OPPO YOU SHOULD BE DANCING.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 08/22/2015 at 23:36 • Filed to: None

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I’m very drunk, enjoy.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > My citroen won't start 08/22/2015 at 23:38

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Dance?

wafflesnfalafel > My citroen won't start 08/22/2015 at 23:42

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me too..

Baeromez > My citroen won't start 08/22/2015 at 23:42

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Lol, right on. The count for tonight is 7 Busch’s, a Budweiser, 3 Yuenglings, a Pabst Blue Ribbon, 2 screwdrivers, and a Natty Daddy so far.

Birddog > My citroen won't start 08/22/2015 at 23:52

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Better 70s feel good right here.

My citroen won't start > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/23/2015 at 00:14

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I’m shit at dancing, that’s what makes it fun!

My citroen won't start > Baeromez 08/23/2015 at 00:15

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I’m at the 5th Corona, 3rd random National Beer and some Caipirinhas. I’m dancing like a moron.

My citroen won't start > wafflesnfalafel 08/23/2015 at 00:15

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Right on!

My citroen won't start > Birddog 08/23/2015 at 00:16

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Hell Yeah!

Baeromez > My citroen won't start 08/23/2015 at 00:42

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Hot damn, gotta try me one of those Caipirinhas! Cachaça sounds like a hell of a spirit.

I used to *allegedly* distill my own liquor from pure can sugar and it always made for a night-ending, brain-destroying, consciousness-adulterating helluva cocktail. The stuff was around 190 proof American, and if you tried to light it on fire you’d burn your eyebrows off.

I experimented with a few different concoctions, including, but not limited to: orange blossom honey, agave nectar, apple juice, maple syrup, and most enterprising of all, Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts.

They were all relatively successful, but the orange blossom honey brew was the most popular by far.